30 October 2008
Wardrobe assistance
A while ago, I bought a beautiful Diesel sweater on sale (regular price was like $300!) The sweater is wool cable-knit, with hand made beautiful detail. It's off-white/ivory, with wood round buttons up the front, and a hood.
Here's the thing: it's ANKLE-LENGTH, so it's more of a coat than a sweater. I've had this for 4 years and I don't think I've EVER worn it! Consider the dilemmas:
Can't wear it as a dress, with tights because the knit is too loose and you can basically see too much skin through it.
Can't wear it as a coat because it's not warm enough on it's own, and there's no lining.
Can't wear it as a regular sweater unless I wear a long jacket and even then, it looks kinda funny when I'm outside with a sweater hanging out the bottom of my jacket...
Help! Give me some ideas on how to rock this sweater!
Menu from "La Maison Bortner"
Actually, the 14 days of dinner meals ends up stretching to at least 16 because there are bound to be leftovers, with just 2 of us eating. Certain things are great leftovers: lasagna is a GREAT leftover, wouldn't you agree? To me, it sometimes tastes even BETTER when you heat it up the next day! But some leftovers, well their fate is sealed the moment that the Glad press 'n seal wrap makes contact with the dish. So, most of my meals are 30 minutes or less, easy to make, and minmal dishes involved (no diswasher!) We're a big fan of casserole-type meals, because it's easy to make ahead the night before, then just pop in the oven when we get home from work. Plus, it's easier to clean up, with just one dish to soak and clean.
We still like to have some "lazy ass" meals on deck, because inevitably we will have a night like last night, when I get home late from the gym and Dan gets home late from the bar...I mean "WORK" (lol!) and we just don't feel like cooking. Last night, we had what I like to call a "college kid meal" where we enjoyed fine dining of Ellio's Pizza, and Tater Tots. Oh yes. We're classy like that!
So, in case you're wondering, here's a list of what will be cooking in my 2 sq ft kitchen for the next few weeks. Keep in mind, I cook for a husband who is pretty picky, so all of the meals should be "kid friendly" since they're "Dan friendly." I printed my chart and all the recipes for my friend Carmen (who's blog is on the right- check out CeeCee's world and give her a shout!) If anyone else wants some of these recipes, leave me a comment.
Shepherd's Pie
Spaghetti & Meatballs
Cheesy Hash Brown Bake
Chicken Pot Pie
Au Gratin Taco Bake
3 Cheese Ravioli
Vegetarian Lasagna
Chicken stew with Dumplings
Broccoli & Ham Bake
Beef & Vegetable Pie
Chicken Tetrazzini
Creamy 2 Cheese Fettuccini
Baked Ziti
Roasted Potatoes
Sweet Potato Fries
Etiquette Hell
There's tons of categories from shocking wedding etiquette, funerals, birthdays, office workplace, and the list goes on!
Here's one to get you started:
"I received an invitation to celebrate the 1st birthday of an acquaintance's daughter. It requested that guests bring their own lawn chairs and alcohol. Classy. "
28 October 2008
Guess what time.....
It was eerily dark this morning- cold, raining, and dark. One of those mornings that would have been PERFECT if you could crawl back into bed and sleep. It's raining pretty hard now, and since it's turning cold, I won't be surprised if I see SNOW flurries in my office window up on the 34th floor today! We'll see....
24 October 2008
Abs in a BOX!
The kit is $69 and it's rumored that the Dancing With the Stars contestants rely on this stuff to make their bodies look ripped. Hmmm... What do you think of Abs in a Box? Worth $69 to try? Would you do it?
NY Cares
23 October 2008
Breaking Bad news with Baby Animals
Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!
It doesn't premier until May 15, but it's filming right now and people have spotted Sasha Baron Cohen crashing all kinds of runway shows in Italy and Paris!
For more info, check out the Bruno Movie Website, which even has some surveillance footage of them filming some scenes for the film!
Wahweewawa!!!
Thursday gibberish
Tonight, Elizabeth and I embark in our second volunteering adventure: this time, not in Spanish Harlem! LOL
Last time we volunteered, we were at a women's halfway home for formerly homeless women/ex-cons, doing a Yoga class. It really didn't feel much like volunteering because we just showed up and did Yoga for an hour. I liked the Yoga, though- and I started taking classes through my gym. Watch out, MADONNA!!
So, tonight we signed up for something that should be really really fun! We're going up to an elderly care home on the upper west side to volunteer at their monthly cocktail party! We'll be serving drinks to the seniors, socializing, and dancing with them. I warned Elizabeth to watch those hands- these old guys have a tendancy to be pretty flirty! Ha ha ha.
We're excited- I'll let you know how it goes!
We have LASERS!
22 October 2008
21 October 2008
Good Question, Jared
It was super dee duper!
20 October 2008
Dear Dan:
Although, you do make me laugh with these blue and black checkered socks underneath your flip flops. Maybe you're starting a fashion trend of your own? :)
Cosby Sweaters: back in style!
17 October 2008
Miss Jackson if you're Nasty...
I'm excited for the concert, and so far it looks like it's still on. HOWEVER, the show is at the Izod center in East Rutherford, NJ, so we have to travel by bus about an HOUR from Manhattan to get there. If we go all the way to JERSEY, and she ends up canceling at the last minute (a la her montreal concert!), I'm gonna be furious!
Here's hoping for the best!
Redneck Dentures
Check it out, if you have some free time today. Click on "Galleries" and have fun browsing around!
16 October 2008
Fun for the whole family! (TM)
Step 2: Gather everyone around the family computer
Step 3: Copy and paste the following latitude/longitudes into the search bar, one at a time:
BUFFALOS: 4°17'21.49" S 31°23'46.46" E
CAMELS: 15°17'40.32" N 20°28'47.42" E
ELEPHANTS: 10°54'13.66" N 19°56'06.15" E
FLAMINGOS: 21°50'36.15" S 35°27'00.60" E
HIPPOS: 6°53'53.00" S 31°11'15.40" E6°54'00.10" S 31°11'11.67" E
ORYX: 24°57'18.60" S 15°51'30.61" E
SEALS: 18°26'45.45" S 12°00'44.20" E
Step 4: zoom in to see the animals from space satellites! Super Duper Awesome, I guarantee!
Whoa....maybe I DO need to try to cut out sodas again...even diet!
Scientists in Boston found that drinking one or more regular or diet colas every day doubles your risk of metabolic syndrome—a cluster of conditions, including high blood pressure, elevated insulin levels, and excess fat around the waist, that increase your chance of heart disease and diabetes.
One culprit could be the additive that gives soda its caramel color, which upped the risk of metabolic syndrome in animal studies. Scientists also speculate that soda drinkers regularly expose their taste buds to natural or artificial sweeteners, conditioning themselves to prefer and crave sweeter foods, which may lead to weight gain, says Vasan S. Ramachandran, M.D., a professor of medicine at Boston University School of Medicine and the study's lead researcher.
Better choices: Switch to tea if you need a caffeine hit. If it's fizz you're after, try sparkling water with a splash of juice. By controlling blood pressure and cholesterol levels, preventing diabetes, and not smoking, you can add 6 to 9 1/2 healthy years to your life.
Source: health.msn.com
Poster Boy
I've yet to see one of these posters in real life in the subways, but maybe I just haven't noticed. I'll definitely keep my eyes opened! I'm sure the MTA comes and rips them down as soon as they see that they've been modified.
Check out Poster Boy's flickr page at http://www.flickr.com/photos/26296445@N05/
15 October 2008
Ole Ole!
Simple things amuse simple MINDS!
14 October 2008
Uhhhh...
Manty-hose
Jesus is like a Mountie- he always gets his man??
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE watch this music video called "Jesus is my Friend!" It brings the LOL's!
- thanks to my niece, Navy for submitting this crazy clip! Trust me, after you hear it you'll be singing this tune all day!
09 October 2008
Meal or No Meal
Chicken Nuggets Dunking THEMSELVES!
Let's get slouchy!
Check out the NY times fashion article by clicking HERE
07 October 2008
Freddie & Peppers
The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Anyone Ever Got Rich | Cracked.com
CONGRATULATIONS, STEVE and JESSICA!!!
Jess has been our best friend since before Dan and I married. She was in our wedding, and she lived across the street from Dan and I in King of Prussia. When I was a leasing consultant, I met Steve, who became a resident at the apartment complex that we all lived at together. I said right away from the day I met him, that Steve was the NICEST guy I think I'd ever met! I had such a great impression from him that I told all the staff at the office that I HAD to set him up with one of my friends, because he was such a catch!
Jessica and I were at the pool on the 4th of July and I was talking to her about this guy I met, named Steve! I told her he moved in, just around the corner from her apartment, and she HAD to meet him! As we were walking back from the pool, I said, "Hey, let's go see if he's around!" We walked by his apartment, and sure enough, he was BBQ-ing on his balcony. I waved up at him and introduced my friend Jessica. Then, on a whim, I asked him if he was going to watch fireworks. He said he didn't have plans, so me and Jess made an impromptu 4th of July party and invited him!
That night, a big group of us all went out to watch fireworks, and we layed out on blankets in a big field. Jess and Steve were in their own little world, laying on on a blanket and looking up at the sky- it was so cute! We all kind of winked and knew that it was a match!
And now, 4 years later, here they are! Engaged! Ok, Cory and Elizabeth- I'm setting my sights on being a matchmaker for YOU girls next! LOL
06 October 2008
umm....tad bit scary?!
She got an email today with the details and here's what it said:
"You must show picture ID as you enter the main doors. If the security guards ask where you're going, just say Payne Whitney (or 11th floor). Proceed straight ahead towards the information desk (there's a big "I" over it). We gather at the couches and chairs off to the right of the info desk. There is a brief mandatory orientation for first time volunteers that is given by the staff of Payne Whitney. It is important that you get there on time. It is much easier for everyone if we go up to the unit together as it is a lockdown unit.
Once inside the psychiatric wing, we will be setting up board games in the recreation room for the patients. Also, two volunteers will monitor the reference library. In the library, we will start a sign up sheet for patients who are interested in accessing the Internet and time the patients so that everyone gets equal access to the computers..
Appropriate clothing is required. This means no tank tops, short skirts/shorts, or low necklines. The hospital also has a "no sandals" policy. Since many patients struggle with impulse control, the therapists ask that you dress conservatively as they do enforce this policy. Confidentiality is very important because the people at the clinic may not want anyone to know they are there.
You will never be left alone with a client and you should not go off on your own with a client. This facility is a 64-bed short-term in-patient psychiatric unit. Patients are there generally for 11 - 16 days though some are there longer. There will be staff on hand at all times.
...so.....YEAH, Elizabeth cancelled, and I offered to cancel my event too, and we signed up for a yoga class together with formerly homeless women. Still, the class is in EAST HARLEM, at night, so we're going to have to be careful!
Geez, was this such a good idea after all? LOL
No Janet?
Hmmm... will I be getting an email from Ticketmaster, notifying me of a refund? We'll see...
03 October 2008
1-2-3 bar
I took a picture of kathryn, dan and jason with my iPhone, and I also had to show you a picture of this: FRIED cheese ravioli! Have you ever heard of this? Dan thought they were amazing!
01 October 2008
Alex
Here's a photo of my mom with Alex, and my 3 nieces: London, Navy, and Freja. Below, is a picture of my Dad with Alex this summer.
As you can imagine, the situation is full of mixed emotion: my parents are grateful for Alex's new family and joyous that he will be adopted, but it is agonizing to let him go, and I'm sure the transition will be a bit frightening for him as well. Alex is 18 months old, so it's a blessing for his new parents that he will not remember the adoption, and he will always know them as his parents. But at the same time, it's terribly painful for my parents to have to see him go. They truly love him, and have raised him as their own, giving him a wonderful home and lots of love.
1 more sleep!
Things are coming together for Dan’s birthday party this Saturday, but he made it CLEAR: NO cake, NO balloons, NO candles- he’s so opposite from me! At this point, we’re planning on having a small group of 8 meet for dinner at a restaurant around 8pm, and then we’ll head to M1-5 around 11pm, and meet up with the rest of the crew. Lots of monster energy drinks so that we can stay out all night! It’s not a party unless you don’t come home til 6am!