...Wait a minute!!!!

Check out the news anchor on ABC 7 news! I think we've got our man!

Radhakant

This is Radhakant Bajpai, from India. He has the World RECORD for Longest Ear Hair. His ear hair measures 13.2cm in length. I don't know why I think this picture is SO funny... I think it's his expression. I should put this picture on E-harmony.com and see if I get any matches! The Q-TIP company should sponsor this guy! Question: if you have 13 cm ear hair, do you shampoo and condition it everyday?

I can't believe she's HERE!

Welcome Baby Ava Grace Boardman! Ava's already done some travelling, and here's some pictures where she visited Philadelphia while she was still snuggly in her momma's belly. Visit Danny and Kristi's website at www.dannyandkristi.blogspot.com to see just how beautiful this baby girl is!

Forget the South Beach Diet...Check out the New York City Diet!

So I've come to believe that New Yorkers can't be fat because they can't AFFORD to be fat! First of all, I'm walking EVERYWHERE, and secondly, check out my grocery bill for this week:

1 small carton of milk 1 small bag of dry dog food

4 sticks of margerine 1 box dog biscuits

1 loaf of white bread 1 pkg Halls coughdrops

3 apples 2L Diet Mt. Dew

Total: $18.65!!!

That's the New York Diet! Looking at my list, it would appear that the dogs are eating better than we are. No wonder the kitchens in NY apartments are so tiny- it's more expensive to buy groceries than to eat out! I guess it's a good thing that we have a tiny little mini-bar sized fridge in our apt- at least it looks full in comparison!

New York City- A Magical City that turns everything EXPENSIVE!

What better way to relax after moving boxes all day, than with an ice-cold can of Diet Coke? "Good idea, Carmine," I thought to myself. I walked to the corner market at the end of our block, and picked up a 6-pack of what I now consider, "liquid gold." Take a stab at how much a 6 pack of Diet Coke cost me in New York City? $5.50!!!! I could almost buy a gallon of GAS for that amount!

Is there a problem with the American Education System?

Love thy Neighbor

Sure, I know that the Bible says to love our neighbors as ourselves. But frankly, I don't believe that my neighbors can stand all that affection

Please explain...

I've often wondered, WHO is this sign posted for? Is it meant for the BLIND people or the DOGS to read? Shouldn't it be in Braille?

Excuse me, do you have the time?

Have you ever noticed that when people ask you for the time, they point to their WRIST? It's like the standardized sign language for, "what time is it?" or "I'm an idiot, I don't have a watch." More often, though, I don't even wear a watch, yet I always know exactly how LATE I AM. Why, you ask? Because I carry my CELL phone!

So, what if you walked up to someone, and holding your fingers like a pretend phone on the side of your face, you said, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" I think they'd get the point.

And while we're on the topic, why DO people point at their wrist to ask the time? Does that mean that if we ask where the bathroom is, we should gesture to our crotch or point to our butt? Hey, I just think if we're gonna decide on a universal code, then we need to be CONSISTANT.

Is there Something in my TEETH?

Painting the town...well, Black and White, I guess

Check out our rockin' Kareoke night- from left:
Cory, Dan(doing some sort of Y-M-C-A, I guess)Carmine, Jessica, and Steve.

Can someone PLEASE get my name right?

There's a nice mushy feeling you get when you go to the mailbox and find a heartfelt letter addressed to... who?! "CARMINA BURTNER?" "Hey, if I see her, I'll pass her mail along, ok?"