Irish Blessing

May those that love us, love us.

And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.

And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping.

Any requests?

Smile. Go ahead.

It’s about time that someone thought of an amazing invention like this! Check out the power outlets that include USB ports! They are only $10 and go on sale in 2010! Check out the article HERE

For the curious folks

If you'd like to see pictures of our Christmas tree- check out our family blog: www.carmineanddan.blogspot.com

Stalk away! :)

Flowers

We received this beautiful flower/plant, delivered by a friend for our Christmas Party. Isn't it gorgeous? It goes perfectly with our modern apartment! The thing is, we don't know WHAT kind of flower it is, and how to care for it? So, blog readers- does anyone know what this is? Do I have to take it out of this container and re-pot it? Should I water it? There's moss in the glass dish, and some wood chips at the bottom of the vase. Anybody? Anybody? It's so beautiful, I don't want it to die on me!

Leave a comment if you can help!

Cops made him take it down...BOO :(

Ho Ho Ho...I mean Ha Ha Ha!

Just in time for the Holidays, I present to you "Sketchy Santas."

Check out the website HERE

Jesus is my Coach

This Catholic website is selling all these little ceramic figurines as "Jesus is my coach." I think Jesus would have some more suitable footwear for playing soccer, than those wimpy flip-flops!

Item not as described

My new favorite hilarious website is www.itemnotasdescribed.com

Basically, they find Craigslist and ebay items for sale that are the most riduculous crap you've ever seen. I love reading the captions and "sales pitches" that these people selling this crap come up with.

CLICK HERE to view the listing for this gorgeous ceramic donkey shot glass holder in the picture above.

Another favorite: THIS homemade motorcycle. Seriously, the part about wearing earplugs because it screeches and backfires so much made me laugh OUT LOUD!

Enjoy!

Oh, and our Christmas party is TONIGHT, so check back for all the hilarious pics of our holiday antics!

Rent-a-Goat!

Believe it or not, GOATS are being used to clear brush and replace lawnmowers! I love this idea- it's eco-friendly, it's an inspired idea, and it seems that everybody wins! Yay goats!

Read more HERE

Uh....YES!

This umbrella idea is genius- the handle is a squirt gun and the rainwater is funneled into it for constant water "ammunition!"

GENIUS! I want one!

Check it out HERE