My personal trainer and I have this on-going competition to "out-joke" each other with dumb muscle flexing one liners. I'm calling on YOU, my faithful readers, to come up with some good ones that I can trump him with! Examples:
Do you know how to sew? Cause I'm RIPPED!
Do you have any band-aids? Cause I'm CUT!
Are there any mice around here? Cause my PYTHONS are HUNGRY!
Can you please call a vet? Cause these CALVES are SICK!
Any others? Ideas?
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