Is there a problem with the American Education System?

Love thy Neighbor

Sure, I know that the Bible says to love our neighbors as ourselves. But frankly, I don't believe that my neighbors can stand all that affection

Please explain...

I've often wondered, WHO is this sign posted for? Is it meant for the BLIND people or the DOGS to read? Shouldn't it be in Braille?

Excuse me, do you have the time?

Have you ever noticed that when people ask you for the time, they point to their WRIST? It's like the standardized sign language for, "what time is it?" or "I'm an idiot, I don't have a watch." More often, though, I don't even wear a watch, yet I always know exactly how LATE I AM. Why, you ask? Because I carry my CELL phone!

So, what if you walked up to someone, and holding your fingers like a pretend phone on the side of your face, you said, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" I think they'd get the point.

And while we're on the topic, why DO people point at their wrist to ask the time? Does that mean that if we ask where the bathroom is, we should gesture to our crotch or point to our butt? Hey, I just think if we're gonna decide on a universal code, then we need to be CONSISTANT.

Is there Something in my TEETH?

Painting the town...well, Black and White, I guess

Check out our rockin' Kareoke night- from left:
Cory, Dan(doing some sort of Y-M-C-A, I guess)Carmine, Jessica, and Steve.

Can someone PLEASE get my name right?

There's a nice mushy feeling you get when you go to the mailbox and find a heartfelt letter addressed to... who?! "CARMINA BURTNER?" "Hey, if I see her, I'll pass her mail along, ok?"