I knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. He had a one track mind.
A set of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says, "ok, I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
Did you hear about the MAGIC tractor? It was driving down the road one day and suddenly turned into a field.
People who live beyond their means should act their wage.
I couldn't afford to buy cotton, so I decided to be abrasive and steel wool.
James Bond slept right through an earthquake... he was shaken, not stirred.
I used to have a job at a blanket factory, but it folded.
I was offered a job at making venetian blinds, but it sounded a little shady.
And finally, in the stock market today, helium was up, feathers were down, and paper was stationary.
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