The Difference Between Work and Prison

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

At PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
At WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

At PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for
At WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

At PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
At WORK For good behavior, you get more work

At PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

At PRISON You can watch TV and play games
At WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

At PRISON You get your own toilet
At WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

At PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
At WORK You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family

At PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
At WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

At PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
At WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

At PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
At WORK They are called ‘managers’