22 February 2008

WARNING! Painful Wedgie Below!

In Las Vegas, we saw alot of "black bar across the eyes" worthy fashion faux pas. But none takes the cake like this lady we saw at the airport with what we like to refer to as a "reverse camel toe." Bobby snuck up behind her and took this picture with his iPhone, as we attempted to smother our giggles.

Ladies: what is the first place we check ourselves out in the fitting room when trying on a new pair of jeans? That's right- the BUTT. If the butt isn't pretty, there's no way those jeans are coming home with us. So how in the WORLD did this woman put these jeans on and think that they made her butt look GOOD?! If anything, it looks downright PAINFUL!

I said that her ass must be HUNGRY because it's eating her pants, and then Cory said, "Her ass is freaking DARFUR! It's STARVING!" Ha ha ha

Cory also pointed out the mystery of how they're SO tight in the ass, but SO baggy everywhere else... how does THAT work?! Let's please take a moment of silence on behalf of this tortured woman. Ok, there.

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